I'm a hypocrit I know but watch your mouth anyway!

Okay so I was trying to get some work done after fucking around on FB today. I can't help it, I've re-connected with a few old elementary school friends this week. Anyway the reason I'm writing now is because I'm irked (as usual). People say some dumb ass shit and expect others to not be offended. Okay so wait let me address the hypocrit in my title--see, I talk shit, always have and always will. But I don't call people honkies, sand niggers, wetbacks, dago, wops, etc etc behind their backs and since I have friends that are the come from the very ethnic groups that those vile epithets are uttered about but I DO NOT use them. So I'm really going to need all of YOU to stop using them too. I can't ask you strangers. Wait, yes I can so I'm asking politely but to you my friends, my extended family I am DEMANDING that you knock that shit off! It's not cute and you offend me every time you say the N word if I hear you say it or not. Okay so that's what pissed me off last week and I kept it to myself but now this is what pissed me off today, about ten minutes ago.

A "beloved" friend of mine posted this on his FB (and comments too):
Christian Dulay OOHHHHHHH KAY - you know I love my gym posts...... I saw a BIG OLE girl in the yoga room today practicing HULA Dancing, full on, hips, hands, arms all the effects.....Either way it reminded I haven't eaten barbecued pork in a while.
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Kelly Smart-Fujii
LOL Don't talk about my hula like that.
about an hour ago

Carol Lynn Crawford Rowe
That is funny, but it is also mean! At least she was moving, unlike so many riding the automated shopping carts in WalMart.
58 minutes ago

Christian Dulay
@ Carol yeah that's two bad things, Wal-mart and possibly a visible panty line from the rear as it beep beeep beeps past you.
22 minutes ago

Nicole Joseph
Please don't make me slap the taste out your mouf!
20 minutes ago ·

Christian Dulay
LOL
10 minutes ago

Nicole Joseph
Not laughing over here!
6 minutes ago ·

That BIG OLE GIRL could of been ME he was talking about! That woman in the lark could of been ME at WalMart (okay Target cause I hate Wally world). The thing is no one knows what ails a person. Just because someone is overweight doesn't mean they are lazy. I was and am active the whole time I've gained my weight. But add a few car accidents mixed in with the weight gain and fuck yeah my back hurts. Did I mention that I'm far from flat chested as well and always have been, pre-weight gain--so I was destined to have back problems!! Oh yeah and one of my legs is short than the other. Apparently not noticeable to me or you but various massage therapists and my chiro have pointed it out. It's enough to add stress to my already stressed out back and tailbone. So when I can't, I need to rest, give me a second my back hurts, that's what the fuck I mean! IT IS KILLING ME. It's a momentarily debilitating pain that makes my lower back and tail bone spasm and sometimes my leg draw up as if I'm a flamingo. So I completely understand ANY person (big or small) riding around in a scooter in the store. It's none of my business and hopefully they could give a shit that I empathize and bravo to the BIG OLE GIRL that was getting her hula on! Hula is an excellent exercise and she's obviously doing something she loves and that works for her.

So I need all of you "perfect" people to watch your fucking mouth and shut your rude ass' up! Oh wait, your not perfect. God is perfect, that's right I dared type God in this potty mouth ladden blog. God is perfect not you so think about that next time you spread your filthy negativity around cause it's not always in good fun or good taste!

(Holy shit, I'm growing up! Look at that!)